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A large cum shot is one of the best things inside the bedroom. No one likes to see their man cum like drops of water and thanks to porn, our expectations have risen immensely and sometimes even unreasonably. However, that does not mean you cannot enjoy your partner shoot a large amount of cum in you or on you – you just need to know how to make face cum!
You can absolutely prepare DIY fake cum in your kitchen beforehand and use it for the next sexual session. There are brands that sell fake cum but trust us, reviews have it that they are not worth it, plus most of them are not edible. So if you are someone who is into swallowing cum, you are gonna love the fake cum recipes we have in our article. Read on to find out more.
What is Fake Cum?
We need not spell it out as the name itself is self-explanatory. Fake cum is artificial sperm that looks, smells, and tastes like real cum. Fake semen is used largely in porn industries. All the creampie videos you watch have fake sperm to support the original. Did you really think the human body is capable of producing sperm enough to cover a woman as if it rained in the monsoon? Come on!
When Can You Use Fake Cum
Cum fetish is one of the most common fetishes that people have. The taste and the sight of cum turn some people on irrespective of their sex. It is but natural that their partners cannot produce enough sperm and this is when they can make fake cum at home to enjoy the most of it.
Squirting dildos are sex toys that ejaculate sperm on pressing a button. People who love the feel of sperm being squirted on their bodies can use fake sperm in their best squirting dildo.
Men who have ED
Men who have erectile dysfunction fail to produce a sufficient amount of sperm. So in order to satisfy their partners, they can always use fake cum.
Cum as lube
Why use lube when you can use sperm as the lubricating agent? The idea itself is so hot. Use your artificial cum to make this fantasy come true as after ejaculation the penis goes limp and it is impossible to carry on the act. Once you learn how to make cum, this won’t be a problem.
Homemade Cum: How to Make It?
Often people are baffled by several questions when they hear about fake cum, like what is fake cum made of. It is made of the very ordinary ingredients you will find lying in your kitchen.
- A cup of water
- 2 teaspoons of icing sugar
- One tablespoon of coconut oil
- Add the icing sugar and water together. Stir them well till you achieve a cloudy appearance.
- Take your coconut oil and warm it on the stove.
- Add the coconut oil to the water and sugar mixture you created in the earlier step. Allow this to cool down completely.
The mixture is a little on the runny side with coconut oil solidifying a bit if you stay in colder regions.
- 1 tablespoon of water
- two tablespoons of curd
- It is the easiest fake cum recipe you will ever come across. Simply mix the two ingredients and you are good to go. You can adjust the thickness as per your choice.
This edible fake cum will taste similar to real cum and thus do not expect a great taste but the authentic feel is all yours. Make sure you do not add too much water as it would then look and taste horrible.
- 1 egg
- 1 teaspoon of sour cream
- 3 teaspoon of cornstarch
- 1 cup of water
- Mix the cornstarch and water well. After you have got a cloudy form move the mixture to the stove and heat it up on a low flame. You will see the mixture thickens and now take it off the heat and let it cool down.
- Crack the egg and put the white portion into the mixture and beat lightly, do not do it vigorously as that will leave it lighter than we want.
- Add the sour cream to make it taste almost like real cum
- Finally, add some salt.
With this elaborate cum recipe, you will never fail in achieving the best results in terms of appearance. We bet you cannot tell it apart from real cum. However, the taste is awful, we warn you. If that becomes an issue, use it with your best fetish sex toy like an ejaculator dildo.
Now that you know how to make fake cum, nothing will stop you from enacting your long-buried fantasy with your partner. Do it tonight! Share with us your comments and opinions in the comment section below.